vankook's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Napoleon Toadamite]

what was so great?

It wasn't bad or anything, It just wasn't very original. It's like you tried to get peoples attention by using mario characters in a different setting, but you didn't do anything but quate Napolean Dynamite with mario characters...that was it! No differing from the formula of the film or anything...only average.

[TubThumping]

Talk about Deja Vu.

I just wrote a review about an over played song on the Happy birthday to you!!! flash. This song started out so cool, and then after having it crammed into my ears over and over again as if the Government had slipped an "aliens don't exist" subliminal message in there. I'll give credit where credit is due though, your flash made the song tolerable for the 1,535,870th time.

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Am i really that old?

Ok, here's the deal with this flash. Most profiles I check out after reading reviews come up with 14-17 year old kids in high school who were not even born when that song was dominating the airwaves. I was 10 or 11. That song was played so many God Damn times, it was horrible, plus EVERYONE used that slogan, and when i say every one, it's not just a spiteful exaggeration! I MEAN IT! I remember the video had robin williams running around acting like Robin williams, post mork and mindy, but pre anything nowadays and it ain't pretty.

I only gave this a passing mark because I love clocks.

P.S. one more thing. Bob Marley was already dead when that song was made. Bobby McFerrin did it.

l1fty responds:

Oh really? Loosk like a made a complete fewel out of myself then. Thank you for taking the time to write a review.

P.S. Don't worry, B happy ;)

[MikeyBoy]

I see a lot of potential here

First off I would like to say that you picked some of the best music I have ever heard on NG. I'm a huge Muse fan, and it fit the movie perfectly. I think with work, you could do the next Xiao Xiao guy, although his name escapes me at the moment, you have a lot of creative Ideas on how to make stick men fight. Theres only so much you can do with stickmen in my opinion and you maximized it here. Good work.

[One o'Clock Jump]

wow

Hey alright! That's what I like to see...how fucking slick was that? DAMN!!!!

[Voleur: Illegal Imigrant]

ummm....

I only had one real problem with this film...On the map, you showed a line going from peru to florida...why did he end up in New York?

trabucles responds:

wow.. u really notcied that, its because he went to NYC before arriving to Florida.

[8-bit Theater 1]

8-bit.

I thought it would be a nice return trip to when this strip was still funny, but this was basically bland...what really made it suck was the voice acting. Your fighter voice may be the most lame thing my ears have ever heard during my tenure on planet earth. And what the hell is with the black mage robot? I know you're just talking through a filter, but come on now....

shame on you!

[Taser Fun]

LOL!!!

That was hilarious. And contrary to what most people seem to be saying, the generated voices are what make it really funny to begin with. The humor wouldn't even go half as far without the voices.