vankook's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Predator: Final Hunt]

Who knew...

Hilarious. Great concept and punchline, I just thought that the nuclear blast looked a little fake over the jungle. Other than that it was good

[MGS3: Boss Failures]

the funniest part is...

Some of...hell ALL of the bosses from snake eater should have been on this reject film....C'mon...what kind of boss throws...

BEES!!!!!!!
And that old guy. All you had to do was keep eating and wait for his health to drop once his photosynthesis (A whole other batch of gay) wore off...and then shoot him once.

Anyway...great movie...I liked the box eater's face.

[Crow Clock-Death to Rasp-]

This kicked ass

Hey...there was this film that came out in like 1994 or 1995 that starred umm...brandon lee? Oh yeah...that was it, he like died filming it...did you ever see that? I mean the music wasn't direct from the soundtrack or anything. I was just curious considering the story was the same, except for the clocks and voltron part...

Ok ok ok...I'm just giving you shit..I liked this a lot

[Clock Destroyer]

except for...

the crappy ass papa roach, worst band ever, one hit wonder bullshit last resort song...this was actually pretty good.

[TheChase]

outtakes

Wait...why did the van chase him? And why did he skateboard out of the way when it is clear that the van could easily have run him over...The outtakes were funny though.

Draciel56 responds:

^_^ thats what u call random. If it were me...i wouldve just jumped to the side T_T common sense. but then i wouldnt have a movie would i? =-o

thanx for the review lol

[Sloth TV 4]

holy crap...

I love all of the sloth TV's, but man oh man do they weird me out...fuck!

[BreadFruitClock 2]

Awesome

Benny hill rules!

BreadFruitLock responds:

Hellz Ya!

[YAAFM 10: 50 Cent]

When someone hates rap...

They really hate rap. Did you ever stop to consider that the reason that they rap about the street is because it's all they knew? And you're going to make fun of the way they talk. It's just an accent. It's not like they contemplate and say "You know. I think I'm going to say Aks instead of Ask. That'll sure sound cool!"

One more thing. If your ass was 12 years old slinging crack and worrying about getting shot before you hit the eighth grade. As soon as you could, you'd buy a mansion in connecticut too.

[The Real Legend 2]

wow...

That was amazing. Serious, realistic link is something of the past.

F-ing hysterical, Link's facial expressions were the best I've seen since Kintaro Oe of the GoldenBoy anime series...fucking awesome work.

P.S. Clever use of the sims buy screen music not once, but twice...

[Halo: Funny Situations]

maybe it's a canadian thing

Seems you tried hard on this, and it looked pretty good, it just wasn't that funny really...not to be a jerk or anything, just honest.